Really Diet Coke?

My bottle says it has very low sodium.

I don’t care.

My bottle is proud, and doesn’t need to be. Dude, I’d drink you if you said,

“Very High Iron Ferrite”

It’s Diet Coke… We’re like THIS son.

One Response to “Really Diet Coke?”

  1. I’m hooked on diet pepsi max.

    Guarana and caffeine, oh yeah.

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