Really lady at the 7-11?

Me: I’d like a pack of Marlboro lights please (for my boss).

(Lady then eyes me suspiciously for a few moments, then nods her head in some sort of self-approval.)

Lady: Okay. I don’t have to I.D you, because you have grey hairs in your beard.

(Me, unaware of said grey hairs thanks the woman, pays and then heads to car to stare at beard in rearview mirror for 12 minutes.)

 

Thanks lady. Next time I come in I’ll be sure to point out your mustache, which while not greying is quite substantial…